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Ok this is a short story I wrote in math class two weeks ago :
Once upon a time a kid named Yolo was born. When he was 21 he went to a hardcore party #Yolo and drank to much #Yolo and Yolo yoloed till Yolo died
THE END :P
That ESCALATED QUICKLY……..

esexist:

sleeping comes so naturally to me like i could do it with my eyes closed tbh

(via pizza)

unclefather:

things people have yelled in a bath and body works store:

• “what the fuck is a eucalyptus” 
• “this smells like my grandma”
• “what the fuck does “wood” smell like”
• “this is bullshit i’m going home”

(via pizza)

beyoncebeytwice:

magicconchshell:

wikihow is the most useless website ive ever seen in my life

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